That son of a scumbum....
First, he calls and pretends like he is just checking up on me, since its been a couple of months since the will and all that. THEN he suggests that I should be thankful that the best uncle ever is DEAD and had such foresight because now I don't have to worry about the TAXMAN next week!!!
Then the guy has the NERVE to actually stop by my house!!!
He says he was in the area and then HE GAVE ME A STACK OF DARN BUSINESS CARDS!?!?!?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
What kind of lunatic does that? I honestly thought he was going to ask me on a date... I might have even taken pity on him and gone on ONE.... ONE date.. but OMG I can't believe that...
"just in case, you know.... one of your friends needs some help."
I need a drink.
