What would you do if you were standing in a big box retail establishments' parking lot and heard a young damsel in distress crying those words? I'll tell you what happened when I was the damsel...
NOTHING!
I was loading my groceries into the car when from out of nowhere this guy runs up and snatched my wallet right out of my hand!! I can't believe it! ll of my cards, my DL, even my ID to get into the office... GONE!! What am I gonna do now?!?! AT LEAST it didn't happen two days BEFORE Christmas (that's when I get all of my shopping done.)